{"title":"Christmas Socks","description":"\u003cp\u003eRude Christmas socks for people who are hard to buy for. All six new designs, or the lot in one bundle for £47.99.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"festive-as-fuck-socks-sox-uk","title":"FESTIVE AS FUCK Socks  - Sox UK","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFunny \u0026amp; Cheeky Christmas Socks by Sox UK \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e🎅🎄\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1rem;\"\u003eLooking for a Christmas gift that’s guaranteed to raise a few eyebrows and get everyone laughing? You’ve found it!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1rem;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1rem;\"\u003eDitch the boring Christmas presents and give the gift of laughter with our funny, cheeky and downright rude novelty socks! Whether it’s for Secret Santa, a stocking filler, a work colleague, a mate or that family member with a questionable sense of humour, these socks are guaranteed to bring some festive fun (and maybe a few blushes!).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePerfect for anyone who loves a bit of Christmas mischief, our rude quote socks combine hilarious designs with all-day comfort. Because let’s face it, nobody wants boring socks for Christmas!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eDesigned in the UK and made from soft cotton with a cushioned fit, they’re as comfortable as they are cheeky. The crew-style design sits comfortably up the leg, while the elasticated support helps keep them in place – no slipping, sagging or festive foot disasters here!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWhether you’re buying for someone who’s been naughty or nice, these socks are a Christmas gift they’ll actually remember!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1rem;\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• One size fits most – recommended UK sizes 4–12 (but we’ve had customers up to size 14 wear them comfortably)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Crew-style socks – sit comfortably up the leg\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Cushioned cotton fit for everyday comfort\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Elasticated design to help keep socks in place\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Material: 85% Cotton, 12% Polyester, 3% Elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Designed in the UK for comfort and durability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• 5-star rated by our valued customers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Next day dispatch across the UK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eGive the gift of giggles this Christmas!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e Perfect for Secret Santa, stocking fillers and anyone who appreciates a little festive foul-mouthed fun.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eBoring presents are so last Christmas! 🎁😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Green","offer_id":56475889926486,"sku":"5061118901011","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0853\/4527\/2150\/files\/Naughty_chrisstmas_socks_funny_socks_festive_as_fuck_rude_socks_quoted_socks_Sox_UK.jpg?v=1793817428"},{"product_id":"put-that-cookie-down-now-socks-sox-uk","title":"PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN NOW Socks  - Sox UK","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFunny \u0026amp; Cheeky Christmas Socks by Sox UK \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e🎅🎄\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1rem;\"\u003eLooking for a Christmas gift that’s guaranteed to raise a few eyebrows and get everyone laughing? You’ve found it!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1rem;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1rem;\"\u003eDitch the boring Christmas presents and give the gift of laughter with our funny, cheeky and downright rude novelty socks! Whether it’s for Secret Santa, a stocking filler, a work colleague, a mate or that family member with a questionable sense of humour, these socks are guaranteed to bring some festive fun (and maybe a few blushes!).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePerfect for anyone who loves a bit of Christmas mischief, our rude quote socks combine hilarious designs with all-day comfort. Because let’s face it, nobody wants boring socks for Christmas!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eDesigned in the UK and made from soft cotton with a cushioned fit, they’re as comfortable as they are cheeky. The crew-style design sits comfortably up the leg, while the elasticated support helps keep them in place – no slipping, sagging or festive foot disasters here!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWhether you’re buying for someone who’s been naughty or nice, these socks are a Christmas gift they’ll actually remember!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1rem;\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• One size fits most – recommended UK sizes 4–12 (but we’ve had customers up to size 14 wear them comfortably)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Crew-style socks – sit comfortably up the leg\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Cushioned cotton fit for everyday comfort\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Elasticated design to help keep socks in place\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Material: 85% Cotton, 12% Polyester, 3% Elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Designed in the UK for comfort and durability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• 5-star rated by our valued customers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Next day dispatch across the UK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eGive the gift of giggles this Christmas!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e Perfect for Secret Santa, stocking fillers and anyone who appreciates a little festive foul-mouthed fun.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eBoring presents are so last Christmas! 🎁😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":56476062482774,"sku":"5061118901066","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0853\/4527\/2150\/files\/Put_that_cookie_down_now_jingle_all_the_way_christmas_socks_gift_ideas_novelty_socks_Sox_UK.png?v=1793816514"},{"product_id":"santa-knows-you-ve-been-a-cunt-socks-sox-uk","title":"SANTA KNOWS YOU’VE BEEN A CUNT Socks  - Sox UK","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFunny \u0026amp; Cheeky Christmas Socks by Sox UK \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e🎅🎄\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1rem;\"\u003eLooking for a Christmas gift that’s guaranteed to raise a few eyebrows and get everyone laughing? You’ve found it!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1rem;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1rem;\"\u003eDitch the boring Christmas presents and give the gift of laughter with our funny, cheeky and downright rude novelty socks! Whether it’s for Secret Santa, a stocking filler, a work colleague, a mate or that family member with a questionable sense of humour, these socks are guaranteed to bring some festive fun (and maybe a few blushes!).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePerfect for anyone who loves a bit of Christmas mischief, our rude quote socks combine hilarious designs with all-day comfort. Because let’s face it, nobody wants boring socks for Christmas!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eDesigned in the UK and made from soft cotton with a cushioned fit, they’re as comfortable as they are cheeky. The crew-style design sits comfortably up the leg, while the elasticated support helps keep them in place – no slipping, sagging or festive foot disasters here!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWhether you’re buying for someone who’s been naughty or nice, these socks are a Christmas gift they’ll actually remember!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1rem;\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• One size fits most – recommended UK sizes 4–12 (but we’ve had customers up to size 14 wear them comfortably)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Crew-style socks – sit comfortably up the leg\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Cushioned cotton fit for everyday comfort\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Elasticated design to help keep socks in place\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Material: 85% Cotton, 12% Polyester, 3% Elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Designed in the UK for comfort and durability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• 5-star rated by our valued customers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Next day dispatch across the UK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eGive the gift of giggles this Christmas!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e Perfect for Secret Santa, stocking fillers and anyone who appreciates a little festive foul-mouthed fun.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eBoring presents are so last Christmas! 🎁😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":56476065300822,"sku":"5061118901028","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0853\/4527\/2150\/files\/Naughty_chrisstmas_socks_funny_socks_santa_knows_you_ve_been_a_cunt_rude_socks_quoted_socks_Sox_UK.jpg?v=1793817341"},{"product_id":"its-beginning-to-look-a-lot-like-fuck-off-socks-sox-uk","title":"IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE FUCK OFF Socks - Sox UK","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFunny \u0026amp; Cheeky Christmas Socks by Sox UK \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e🎅🎄\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1rem;\"\u003eLooking for a Christmas gift that’s guaranteed to raise a few eyebrows and get everyone laughing? You’ve found it!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1rem;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1rem;\"\u003eDitch the boring Christmas presents and give the gift of laughter with our funny, cheeky and downright rude novelty socks! Whether it’s for Secret Santa, a stocking filler, a work colleague, a mate or that family member with a questionable sense of humour, these socks are guaranteed to bring some festive fun (and maybe a few blushes!).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePerfect for anyone who loves a bit of Christmas mischief, our rude quote socks combine hilarious designs with all-day comfort. Because let’s face it, nobody wants boring socks for Christmas!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eDesigned in the UK and made from soft cotton with a cushioned fit, they’re as comfortable as they are cheeky. The crew-style design sits comfortably up the leg, while the elasticated support helps keep them in place – no slipping, sagging or festive foot disasters here!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWhether you’re buying for someone who’s been naughty or nice, these socks are a Christmas gift they’ll actually remember!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1rem;\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• One size fits most – recommended UK sizes 4–12 (but we’ve had customers up to size 14 wear them comfortably)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Crew-style socks – sit comfortably up the leg\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Cushioned cotton fit for everyday comfort\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Elasticated design to help keep socks in place\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Material: 85% Cotton, 12% Polyester, 3% Elastane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Designed in the UK for comfort and durability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• 5-star rated by our valued customers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Next day dispatch across the UK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eGive the gift of giggles this Christmas!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e Perfect for Secret Santa, stocking fillers and anyone who appreciates a little festive foul-mouthed fun.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eBoring presents are so last Christmas! 🎁😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Dark green","offer_id":56476070314326,"sku":"5061118901035","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0853\/4527\/2150\/files\/It_s_beginning_to_look_a_lot_like_christmas_fuck_off_rude_socks_novelty_socks_funny_gift_ideas_Sox_UK.jpg?v=1793817185"},{"product_id":"yippee-ki-yay-motherfucker-socks-sox-uk","title":"YIPPEE-KI-YAY MOTHERFUCKER Socks - Sox UK","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFunny \u0026amp; Cheeky Christmas Socks by Sox UK \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e🎅🎄\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1rem;\"\u003eLooking for a Christmas gift that’s guaranteed to raise a few eyebrows and get everyone laughing? 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Because let’s face it, nobody wants boring socks for Christmas!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eDesigned in the UK and made from soft cotton with a cushioned fit, they’re as comfortable as they are cheeky. 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